Completely anonymous drug survey

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We’re not offering drugs here. But we do need you. 

We’re asking you, large group of young, very interesting and intelligent Cantabs (hopefully this shameless flattery will work) to find out who, what, when and how drugs are being taken.

Click here to take our survey

Don’t worry, it’s completely, 100%, anonymous and won’t take you longer than two minutes to fill out. But if the summer’s lack of deadlines and essays  has made you feeling faint with pent-up verbosity, feel free to expend that energy with mini-essays. We’d highly recommend it.

Tell us everything. For science.