A: Admin

Usage: “Going round hers. Need to do some admin.”

A term used by males to discuss the arduous task of maintaining a relationship.

Double the Admin for this young man

C: Chat

Usage: “Hugo’s got great chat.”

Either you have it, or you don’t. Many wish to be bestowed with the accolade of ‘great chat,’ but few ever will be.

It is an elusive concept polarising Exeter that translates literally into ‘banter.’ More generally, though, it used as a judgement on one’s personality.

These lads definitely have chat.

J: Judd

Usage: “Hugo is definitely a Judd.”

A specific term reserved for privately educated, gilet-wearing, lacrosse-playing blokes. Not necessarily pejorative, it is used more for classification purposes.

The correct term is a ‘gaggle’ of Judds

L: Loose

Usage: “Mate, last night was loose.”

A relatively new adjective in Exeter’s lexicon. It us primarily used to describe a big night of heavy drinking, characterised by exuberant (and often embarrassing) behaviour.

Probably the loosest bloke in Exeter.

P: Pigeon

Usage: “Ekin Karasin is such a pigeon.”

The type of person who puffs out their chest, pecks their way around campus and coos loudly at anyone around them.

When a real human enters their vicinity, they flap incessantly and fuck off. They’re the rats of the skies and they offer nothing.

Le Pidge

P: Pipey

Usage: ‘Pipey Fresh’.

Most commonly used as the prefix to “fresh” when said fresher dares to answer back, talk or, at times, simply be alive.

Pipey fresh getting it all wrong

R: Rogue

Usage: “Hugo stealing my gilet is so rogue mate.”

Generally used in a negative sense, rogue is synonymous with bad or annoying and often followed by ‘mate.’

Give him his bloody gilet back Hugo.

S: Strawpedo

Usage: “Hugo just strawpedoed a bottle of white and was sick on my gilet…so rogue”.

Strawpedo-ing is a tactic used to expedite the time needed to drink a VK – or, for those more daring, a bottle of wine.

8 Seconds. Boom.

T: Top Top

Usage: “Let’s go (shark on) Top Top.”

The Top Floor of Timepiece, where middle class white students go to rap the lyrics of “Rack City.” Expect some silly fresh to spill a double on you and some gym monkey to start on you.

A place of myth and legend