
BNOC of the Year: Group 4
The Tab reveals your final five nominations for BNOC of the Year 2013 and the winner of Group 3.
Scroll down for Group 3’s winner
We’re into the final round for BNOC of the Year 2013. For the past week or so, there’ve been both witty and vitriolic comments, endless back-slapping and BNOC-related frapes.
Congratulations to Ollie Claxton for winning Group 2, sweeping aside all other nominations with a massive 49% of the vote. See you you in the final, Ollie.
Starting off with Jonny Howell, another well-known member of EURFC, here are your final five nominees for The Tab‘s BNOC of the Year 2013:
Jonny Howell
A purveyor of solid chat and a fuck load of all-dayers, Jonny Howell (left in image) is quite possibly the loosest bloke in Exeter.
Evolving from a timid fresher with a questionable lid into a leader of burly, rugby-playing men, his role as EURFC Social Sec. is a true testament to his BNOC status.
Not only is his hairstyle now exquisite (his rig still needs some work, sadly), he also finds time time to study Law – meaning he is often compared to Suits‘s Harvey Specter.
Do the right thing: vote for a man who ticks all the BNOC criteria.
Jonny Buck
Naturally, no BNOC list would be complete without a Tab editor.
Sadly, Ben Stupples spends too much time in the library for anyone to recognise him, so we put Jonny Buck in.
Aside from regularly adorning snapbacks to disguise the fact that he looks like a thumb, Jonny is Deputy Editor of The Tab.
Far from this being a testament to his writing ability (it really isn’t), JB holds this office so he can fawn over the rugby boys in the hope that they catch his eye in Timepiece and buy him a vodka mixer.
Jonny’s hobbies include clay pigeon shooting, managing hedge funds and worming on his writers. We honestly just included him so you can slate him in the comments. Go nuts.
Emily Zaborski
Unbelievably, this BNOC nomination was nearly a non-starter.
With only a few days left of Freshers week 2k13, Emily ‘Zabs’ Zaborski arrived to innocently drop off stuff and complete some final spots of admin to round off her undergraduate degree.
The week finished with her signing up to what she declared was a ‘Sponta-Masters’, and since then has gone on to justify her position on this list with performances on the lacrosse pitch (last year’s 1st team Captain) and in Timepiece (she’s insanely hot).
In with a real chance at making the cut as a fully-fledged BNOC – unlike most of you little freshers.
George Burt
Known to many as ‘Posh George,’ this gilet-wearing BNOC contender takes the concept of smart casual to areas of suave most of us have never even dreamt of.
If he’s not doing his best swagger round Mosaic in red chinos, shirt, tie and gold button blazer, he’s out on his estate in Shropshire shooting down some ‘fezzas’.
If you’re not with Posh, he’ll make sure you feel part of his life with regular snap chats. Clothed or not clothed George loves to send ‘em! (see below)
Sadly, ladies, rumour has it that this handsome young Del Boy look-a-like has recently been snapped up, so any of you looking for an easy way to a small fortune will need think again.
Alex ‘CuZo’ Mancuso
Yeah. Another DJ. Because we’re basically Little Bristol.
Last year, Alex ‘CuZo’ Mancuso was soundtracking the middle floor queue at Mosaic.
But after a summer exporting the Dirty Beat sound to Marbella with fellow BNOC AM, he’s now graduated to the lofty heights of the top floor – as well as bagging himself residencies at Our House and EXIT.
When this pint-sized Welshman isn’t dominating the dancefloor with his smooth jams or streaking at varsity, he’s slicing the Jägers with Snowsports society.
Apparently he’s got a pretty mean snowplough.
Have your say below. Group 4 voting closes at 12pm on Sunday 8th December.
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