
Here are all the Sabb campaign videos you’ll ever need to see
We apologise in advance
In truth, they’re all terrible, but they’re a staple of Exeter’s SABB elections week. These cringe-inducing and cheesy videos are clogging up our social media, and thus, to make your lives a tiny bit easier (and, being sadists, we enjoy the pain you receive from watching them), you can now find them all here.
…Enjoy?
Guild President
Maria Finnerty – They keep telling us that space is an issue, but I never knew that it was this much of an issue….
Laura-Jane Tiley – “Love. Join. Talk.”? More like “Blatant. Hipster. Propaganda.”
Petra Jones – Off-key singing and a clear disregard for time signatures undermine this somewhat decent attempt at an election anthem. Just like Styx.
Calum Kumar-Shaw – “Be SHAW your voice is heard” says the video. In that case, let me use my voice to say; “This repetition is giving me an aneurysm”.
AU President
Jack Bristow – A disappointing lack of Tnetennba.
Bronwyn McLean – Just watching all of this sport is making me tired…
Josie Vickers – Beware if you have a fear of spacehoppers.
Charlie Whitworth – what was he was smurfing when he came up with the ideas behind this video?
VP Activities
John Chilvers – What do you mean that he’s helping people!? COMMUNISM! COMMUNISM EVERYWHERE!
Sam Johnson – The tragic tale of a man being stalked by orange t-shirt-wearing females.
Katie O’Connor – Brighter than a J.J. Abrams film. So bright in fact that it burnt my retinas.
Nik Rahmel – More singing, this time featuring a man who killed and skinned a bear. How many pencils can I shove into my ear to stop the music this time around?
Kwasi Yeboah – I don’t care how adorable the John Lewis adverts are, please stop remaking them.
VP Education
Charlie Evans – A politically motivated all-singing, all-dancing Willy Wonka. My worst nightmare has just been realised…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S-dJRcITx8
George Flower – The last time we had “Flower Power” we ended up with Richard Nixon…
Bethan Jones – Ah yes, because Bees are such stalwarts of independent thought, with a queen who is not at all totalitarian.
Shumi Kadir – We know what they want, but why do we want it from you?
Joe Levy – Joe, take note and fire your video editor.
VP Welfare & Diversity
Naomi Armstrong – I believe that the binary number you’re looking for is 0100111001100001011011110110110101101001001000000100000101110010011011010111001101110100011100100110111101101110011001110000110100001010.
Josh Creek – Because getting rid of hills is as simple as making a vlog…
Henry Hancock – Word of advice Henry, backwards-facing baseball caps haven’t been cool since the ‘90s. They ended over 15 years ago.
Meg Lawrence – WHAT IS IT WITH SABB ELECTIONS AND SINGING?