The ultimate ‘Would You Rather’: Exeter edition

As essay deadlines loom like the clouds that never leave EX4 let us alleviate your worries with the ultimate procrastination device. You know the game… but you haven’t played the Exeter version.

Would you rather..

A) Go to a shooting social (Barbour mandatory)

B) Game of Thrones

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Would you rather..

A) Live in Point Exe

B) Live in Moberly

Neither’s not an option

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Would you rather..

A) Only drink Blue VKs for the rest of your life

B) Only drink Strongbow for the rest of your life

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Where dreams go to die

Would you rather..

A) Be banned from Unit 1

B) Be banned from the Lemmy

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Would you rather..

A) Spend a night alone in the Amory Building

B) Spend a night alone in Moz/Rosie’s

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A black and white filter and a name change doesn’t make it any less shite

Would you rather..

A) Say you’re from Holland Hall

B) Say you’re from Plymouth

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Doesn’t look that bad tbf

Would you rather..

A) Go to the King Billy for a first date

B) Go to KFC for a first date

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Where dreams go to die

Would you rather..

A) Fall down the stairs in Forum in front of loads of people

B) Get pushed into the River Exe

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said river

Would you rather..

A) Be a rugby wanker

B) Be an Exetah Basic Bitch

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daddydaddydaddy

Would you rather…

A) Live with strangers in second year but have your own room

B) Live with your best mates but share a 2 bedroom flat

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Would you rather..

A) Be a fresher for the rest of your life

B) Be promised a 40K job when you graduate

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