
‘Where civilisation goes to die’: Your beloved Liverpool according to TripAdvisor
Bloody keyboard warriors
Culture, history, sport, music, shopping, nightlife, universities – Liverpool really has everything right?
We all hold this great city close to our hearts, and for many it’s our second home. But what do the good people of TripAdivsor have to say on the matter? Hold onto your hats – it isn’t all good news.
The Brookhouse
Ah, the Brooky. Cheap drinks, live sport, decent atmosphere and within strolling distance for the vast majority of students. Chatty staff, too. What isn’t there to like?
“It’s full of the wrong type of people.” Shit. He can’t be talking about us, right? Not to worry. He was probably just in a bad mood. We all have them.
Is this a question, Rommie? Or a statement? Either way, Rommie is not impressed. Has he not done the quiz? It’s a great laugh. Right guys?
Concert Square
The epicentre of Liverpool nightlife. Full of laughter, energy and colour. Something for absolutely everyone. Rave reviews at the ready one and all…
Oh dear. I’m not sure. Is this rhetorical? I am a lout? What are you saying, man?
What a civil bunch
We’ll let this one slide. Probably just a case of wrong place, wrong time.
Woah. Assuming “P T” doesn’t like arm pits, then this isn’t looking good. W(h)ere should PT start? Watching students puke on themselves sounds pretty fun – I might go check it out tonight.
I’m sold.
Liverpool ONE
Who can’t be impressed by our £920 million shopping empire? It’s surprisingly clean for a city complex, and is nowhere near as stifling as the Trafford Centre with just as many worthwhile shops. We are feeling pretty optimistic about this one.
I don’t know bootlereviewer, why would you want a Sondico ball for £3? In all seriousness – are Sondico balls exclusive to Liverpool ONE? They kept that one very quiet. I’m in the market for a decent Sondico.
Fuck. Way to kill the mood Jonfen. I just want a Sondico – not a voice.
Bold Street
Edgy. Interesting. Vibrant. Overflowing with coffee, books and charitable souls. Bold Street is charming and quaint. Surely it is in the good books of TripAdvisor citizenry?
Phew. I knew it wasn’t all bad. You know the score Debbie.
Hell yeah. In normal circumstances, such cavalier use of capitalisation should be discouraged, but in this case it is completely justified.
Shop. Eat. Hang. It can all be done very well on Bold Street. Believe it.
Greenbank Fish Bar
One does not simply leave the Brookhouse on a Thursday night and resist the temptation of a trip to Greenbank Fish Bar. It is one hell of an establishment. Do not be fooled Fish Bar virgins, for it is not just fish and chips on offer. There is a variety of stuff on the menu for very reasonably prices.
Well, I for one am glad it has all been cleared up.
YES SONNY D. Firstly, your review is spot on. Secondly, is your real name Sondico? Do you sell balls?