Here are the cringiest posts on the Manchester freshers’ groups

As soon as they got their A-level results and their university places confirmed, the new freshers swarmed to Facebook to introduce themselves, ask ridiculous questions and even do a little bit of flirting. So, we headed over to the internet to see what the chat was. All I can say is, look out, Manchester, the freshers of 2016-17 are here, and they’re annoying as fuck.

Yeah, everyone loves sexism and racism at uni.

She’s gonna be the know-it-all in your lectures.

Literally what will this achieve?

These guys better find each other because everyone else will hate them.

Sorry lads, you’re not going to be losing your virginity for at least three years.

I’ve heard Pitbull is a winner in Manchester.

Pretty sure they judge it by the date of birth.

Also, I’m definitely as cool as Effy.

Pineapples :'(

This guy has posted far too much.

He’ll be the guy that tags you in everything on Facebook.

Just down it, fresher.

This is definitely secret self-promotion.

45 likes, peak.

“oh-so-sensible”, do I sense some irony?!

Wagwan…

I also love long walks on the beach and cuddling in front of a movie.

Do not do this. You will regret everything.

Phew!

Holla le squad goals.

Just ask UCAS

He’s a boozy legend and wants you all to know about it.

You’re gonna get rinsed for shopping at Waitrose, babe.