
Library Bingo!
We’re all going a bit bonkers in the library- see if you can spot any of this lot.
The Library around exam time is the equivalent of the Gym on January 1st. Suddenly it becomes everyone’s favourite place to be which is probably why you get such an eclectic mix hanging out there.
Take a break from your mountain of revision and see if you can spot a couple of these. If you can get photos as well (ask permission first etc and send to editor@norwichtab.co.uk!) we may well sling you one of our famous Tab T shirts…
Drunk and Disorderlies
Dissertation Deadline Day and Floor 02 has lost it.
Possibly the left overs of a heavy LCR night although more likely that revision just got too much and vodka seemed like the only solution. Easily recognisable by their swaying motions, difficulty focussing on textbooks and the clink of empty bottles every time they move
Panic Stations
We all know the familiar feeling of realising you’ve done absolutely no work all term. Cold sweat, frantic note taking, a diet of purely Red Bull…keep watching and you might even see tears.
CrimeWatch UK
The Tab does not condone thieving from your fellow students…
Loan hasn’t come through yet? No worries this person has left all the valuables ripe for the taking. They might be difficult to spot but their belongings certainly won’t. Look out for an orphaned laptop, phone, iPod, family heirloom and any other snatchable treasure.
Superstar DJ
Follow Good Guy Greg’s advice…please…
You know that guy who thinks he is most productive when listening to drum and bass. Normally found playing the drums with his pens, Headphone guy will make your library experience infuriatingly tinny.
Sexual Tension Guy
More often found in here.
When’s lunch? What are we doing here? Shall we go back to mine? What is a library? These are all questions regularly asked by sexual tensions guy. Casting continuous glances over at his otherwise engaged library colleagues; Sexual Tensions guy is more distracting than crabs.
Is That Porn?
Spends days figuring out how to achieve the 5Ls.
The baggy trouser shuffle, the indignant “I’m just adjusting” and the always faithful “my pants are just tight” are all things said and done by the Is that Porn? person. Usually found in the erection section (basement) the Is that Porn? person is never seen more than three feet away from handcream and Kleenex. Watch Out.
Never Seen The Sun
They have been here since the library looked like this…
Is that Edward Cullen?! Oh no wait, it’s everybody’s favourite Pasty person. Sitting firmly at ‘Eggshell’ on the Dulux paint chart, the Pasty Person last went outside when the Ziggurat buildings looked clean. This one isn’t hard to find, just follow the whiff of factor 50.
Serial Facebooker
Facebook banned in library…desperate times, desperate measures.
“Hey guys, I’ve been in the library all day!” is often exclaimed by the under achieving Facebook Fraudster. With a ratio of 100:0 statuses to words written, the Facebook Fraudster will often be seen lolling at their so many friends photos. Make sure you poke them for us.