Last minute fancy dress ideas from the UEA shop

Vampire

Functioning as a tasty midnight snack for when the munchies begin to grumble, Dairylea triangles can also act as a shittier version of vampire fangs.

Alternately, if you’ve forgotten to buy white face paint, these creamy bad boys will create a layer of white so smooth you’ll think it’s a face mask.

Apparently these can be fangs?

A tin foil robot

Whether you’re baking your chicken or getting ready for the LCR, tin foil is a must have in your last-minute costume preparations.

You can be pretty much anything – a robot, a tin man, heck, even a darlek should you wish. Just make sure you buy enough rolls to cover you twice over as with LCR dance moves there’s bound to be some tearing.

Or the Tin(foil)-Man!? If you can afford to waste all of that tin foil

The Illuminati 

With an array of cheese in the campus shop, you can go all conspiracy theory with this next costume idea.

A sure winner to get the girls, dressing as the illuminati, so basically sticking a load of these over yourself, will really show everyone the edgy person you are inside.

Proof they exist

Fake blood

What’s a Halloween costume without fake blood?

You’ve gotta get yourself oozing in red, and whether it’s ketchup or jelly that’s your jam, the UEA shop has got it covered. These fun size tubs also cater for jelly shots if necking your vodka is just too much.

Don’t drink these just throw it all over your white t-shirts

Mummy

No, not what you’ll be crying in at the end of the night on the LCR dancefloor, but the fail-safe costume for those truly under prepared for tomorrow night.

Inspiration struck in the last aisle and the perfect ensemble was found – as the French say, the pièce de résistance.

It’s so overdone that nobody will even think of doing it – they’ll be out in their “I’m a mouse – duh” and Kim Kardashian outfits.

Fourth years at the LCR be like

UEA, stick to what tradition says is best. And who knows, you might even end up featuring in a Sainsbury’s Centre exhibit.

Don’t panic. The UEASU has got you covered.