
From Vagina Lite to Lime Lovers – Oxford anagrams
It turns out that if you rearrange the order of words, they make other words!
Using Wordsmith’s brilliant Internet Anagram Server, we had a lot of fun making Oxford anagrams. From the prophetic to the profane, here is what we came up with:
1. Balliol – Ball Oil
Balls rubbing? head to Balliol, home of Trill Clinton and spherical lubrication
2. Somerville – Lime lovers
Oxford’s favourite hippie commune hides a dark secret – Somervillians also fucking love lemons’ weed loving sibling, and aren’t afraid to show it.
3. Radcliffe Camera – Free! A flaccid arm
Flaccid arm- at no extra cost!
4. Port Meadow – Atom powder
Heading to the post Summer VIII’s bonfire? Don’t forget your atom powder – guaranteed to give your night a decay rate worthy of a crematorium.
5. Rowing banter – Tab Reign: Worn
Our father, who art at HQ, hallowed be thy name
6. Lava Ignite – Vagina lite
The humour here lies in the fact that Oxford’s centre of ‘no strings attached’ face licking and sticky mornings after also spells something that describes a cheaper version of the female genitalia. In comparing these two, it becomes evident that a ‘lite’ version of a vagina is funny in relation to Lava Ignite, because that’s what the bloody lads head out in search of. Get it?
7. Pingers in the Bully – Rebel! Unsightly nip!
It appears everything nowadays is gif worthy
8. Corpus Christi Cricket Club – Cubicle rich tropics trucks
20 points to anyone who finds the next image
9. Iffley Sports Ground – Ed’s Ripoff Glory Nuts
Done a lot of sports? Hungry? Head over to Ed’s Ripoff Glory Nuts, Iffley’s favourite ripoff cashew store, and not at all a thinly veiled jibe at the nonsense homophobia of Rugby Lad Culture
10. The Oxford Union – Donut heroin fox
WHERE ARE MY DRUGS
11. University College – Secretive ugly lion
beard level: dubious
12. Oxford University – Divine Fury Rots Ox!!!!
I used to be an atheist, and then I realised I am God
13. “Harry Potter was filmed here” – Warm-hearted fresher polity
14. Where’s your cathedral? – Wry Usher, created Halo
U got, u got it bad
When you’re on the phone
Hang up and you call right back
U got, u got it bad
15. Social Sciences Library – Bi-racial Seniors’ Cycles
The bike shop for the modern grandma, providing bikes, trikes and unicycles for anyone over 60 with parents from different nations. How very politically correct, how very Catz.
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