The scariest things in Sheffield which are actually real things

With it being Hallowe'en, we thought we should do a roundup of some of the scariest things in Sheffield. Forget about monsters and ghosts and ghouls. We're adults now and we have some really scary things to deal with. From the paternostar in the Arts Tower, right through to falling down the stairs in Corp, here are some of the scariest things in Sheffield right now.

The price of a coffee in Coffee Revs

Before summer, 99p for a coffee was acceptable, but now they've put it up to £1.20 and it's a total travesty.

The Paternoster in the Arts Tower

What happens if you don't get out? Do you get squished?

Walking up Conduit and having to make conversation with someone

Am I bright red in the face? Can they tell I can't breathe? Am I just really unfit?

£4 for a VK at Bar & Beyond

And they have the cheek to have bouncers on the door – the staff are thieving us as it is.

Having to get up at 6 am to get a seat in the IC during exam season

Seriously, first years, you do not need to go to the library. You only need 40 per cent. Save the seats for struggling third years.

I guess I'll just work here then

Getting stuck in the revolving doors in the IC

The worst thing is when someone gets in and pushes it too fast thinking it's funny.

JUST SLOW DOWN

The fact that the Co-Op on Barber Road has now shut

Good-bye, my friend.

RIP

How hot it is in Western Bank

Seriously, could you turn the heating down a bit?

The locals at Corp Friday

I'm sure they're lovely people but they're so experienced in downing blue pints.

The Rainbow Challenge

Even the thought is enough to make you puke.

Having to stand in some mystery liquid in the Corp toilets

I don't know what I just stepped in, but these shoes aren't coming in the house when I get home.

Don't stay in there too long – the fumes are toxic

Hangovers after a few too many Schit bombs

It hurts so bad.

Going to Plug if you're not in first year

At what point did we not find grown men in full morph suits throwing t-shirts into the crowd a bit weird?

Dancing on the seats at Bierkeller

When 'Reach' by S Club 7 comes on and you're trying to look cool but you're actually thinking "Please, for the love of God, don't fall over".

Accidentally standing on the table in Bierkeller

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to step on your sacred table. Please don't throw me out!

When you don't know the words to an Indie Anthem in Leadmill

You can feel all your friends judging you as they sing along to some ancient Arctic Monkeys song you've never even heard of.

Please don't judge me

Buying a round in and realising you've forgotten your Leadmill regulars card

For Pete's sake!

The thought of Balti King closing

Could you imagine the destruction it would cause if Balti King were to shut? There would be fighting on the streets of Broomhill.

Being told you're living in Ranmoor for first year

It's the nightmare that becomes a reality for some. Opening that email and finding out you're living in the arse-end of Ranmoor.

You can see her disappointment

Walking into the other uni's bit of Sheff and feeling like Ross Kemp

When you go through enemy lines and literally feel like you're breaking all the boundaries.

So, what do you study?

Uni Of losing Varsity

The heartache doesn't bare thinking about.

Winner winner chicken dinner

Finding yourself near the rugby team in Roar

They're all so big and muscly and drink so much.

The Tuesday Club smoking area when you're sober

Please don't leave me here alone.

Trying to cross Crookesmoor Road

Traffic comes at you from all directions!

In fact, trying to cross any road in Sheffield because people don't use their pissing indicators

They're there for a reason. They're not just flashing lights you know!

I'm not a psychic! I can't guess which way you're going to go!

The amount of people who exclusively wear the Uni Of hoodies

So tell me, at what point in your life did you give up?

The obligation to drink your body weight in £5 rounds just because they're cheap

Please don't make me drink that Cactus Jacks

The Tiger Works DJ's attempt at DJing

What on earth is that sound?

When you lose your friends in Pop Tarts and know you'll never see them again

Goodbye my lovers, goodbye my friends.

I'm totally lost so I'm just trying to dance with these new people

Accidentally making eye contact with someone giving out flyers on the concourse

No, I don't care about your new and exciting club night, nor do I want to go paint balling.

Wanting cheesy chips from Broomhill Friery but you've spent all your money

Can I have them for free? Just this once?

Give me all the chips

When the Lion King remix comes on in clubs and you have to pretend to love it

Yeah, let's all pretend to hold a baby lion above our heads.

Aaaah Zebenya