
Sheffield Clubbers of the Week: A lot to see in week three
Bananas, an inflatable horse and lots of Where’s Wallys
As the countdown to Christmas begins, here’s our week three round-up. Get ready for bananas, an inflatable horse and lots of Where’s Wallys.
Couple of the Week
Winner

Together, forever. We’re Linda and Heather. BEST FRIENDS.
Runners up

Cheers to a good night

Looking like a year seven boy with your JD P.E bag

You’re the jam to my bread

It’s the glasses for me
Stunner of the Week
Winner

Main character energy
Runner up

Minnie Mouse slaying

Pure vibes
Creeper of the Week
Winner

Thumbs up if you’re having a good time
Runners up

Loving the dramatic embrace of the Maida sign

Multiple creepers caught off guard

You’re a wizard, Harry

Smiley, happy people
Album Cover of the Week
Winner

Who bought their grandad to the club?
Peace and Pout of the Week
Winner

Finn’s vibes are immaculate
Runners up

Britney and a banana walk into a bar…

You can leave your hat on…
Third Wheel of the Week
Winner

Someone didn’t get the bandana memo
Runner up

So many moods in one pic
Best of the Rest

WTF

Good vibes only!

Hot girl energy

Ride ’em cowboy

Cringing at my grandad in the club

Instagram caption: Me and the boyzzz

Where’s Wally?

Everybody in love, go put your hands up
Photography credits:
Joseph Clarke (Maida Mess Wednesday’s)
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