UWE’s Most Eligible Bachelor: Round 1
Bring on the boys!
Leah RichardsonOver the coming weeks, applications have been pouring in for "UWE's most eligible bachelor" from UWE's hottest fresh meat to the most notorious BNOC's. Although it proved difficult, our team managed to scale it down to the crème de la crème of UWE territory for the first heat.
From topless mirror selfies to scatty after sesh pics, The Tab UWE is bringing you the finest singletons that Bristol has to offer.
To nominate a mate (or yourself), simply send a link of their profile to our Facebook page and answer the following questions below.
Happy voting!
Michael Wasylciw
candid
Year of study: 1st year
Course: Accounting and Finance
Best chat up line: "Were you born on the 10th October, cause you're a 10/10"
Single for: 2 months
Isaac Murray
damnn Daniel
Year of study: 2nd year
Course: Human Geography
Best chat up line: "They say the marianas trench is the deepest point on earth clearly they have never looked in to your eyes"
Single for: 2 years
Sanjeev Nijar
probs out for a meal with his parents
Year of study: 1st year
Course: Accounting and Finance
Best chat up line: "Im like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder I get"
Single for: 19 years
George Woodiwiss
Year of study: 1st year
Course: Engineering
Best chat up line: "I am a bird watcher and I can see two great tits in my garden"
Single for: 2 months
Dan Merritt
Year of study: 2nd year
Course: Business Management with Marketing
Best chat up line: "Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes"
Single for: 1 year and a half
Thomas Webb
Year of study: Final year
Course: Computer science
Best chat up line: "Is that a mirror in your trousers cause I can see me in your pants"
Single for: 4 years
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