‘We have to give away around £35 worth of coffee and food each week’

Lol guys remember Funda

Nope, they’re not

‘If recreational drugs were tools, alcohol would be a sledgehammer’

It’s probably nicer than your house

‘Don’t always go for the good-looking charmers – give a few ugly men a chance’

It was a terrifying insight into the psyche of tired commuters

‘I’ll go to party after party, and chase girl after girl’

Most young people can’t, apparently

‘I’m no racist. I am who I am. There’s people out there of all colors that are horrible’

I’m 20 and my ID is expired

Rutland – county or town?

Was I depressed or just being a bitch?

Turns out money doesn’t last that long

No, you can’t use the Celts as an excuse