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Gill died in 2016 from what he described as “the Full English” of cancer
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times x
Police are on site and the evacuation is a precautionary measure
It is a book written for children and it should stay that way
It’s music for people who cry after having sex
Stuart Croft said he felt ‘a pain in his stomach’ when reading the group chat messages, but did not respond to students’ suggestions of how to help those in need
They won with over a quarter of the vote
Build that experience in the media industry, plus it’s kind of a large amount of fun
They said they hadn’t been aware of the ‘racist and classist connotations’
They all recovered from their bout of stickittotheman-itis, it wasn’t terminal
Every time I hear it I want to throw up
2018 was the best of times and the worst of times
Only 18 per cent of A-level students in the UK attend a private school
Universities will have to prove how they effectively support staff and students who are racially harassed
Malala Yousafzai says his site is ‘amazing’
All of my fears have now been confirmed
The pair confirmed the break up was mutual
If you wear Fila and didn’t go to Manchester I simply don’t believe you
Don’t worry they still shout ‘Alan!’
‘That’s out’ for when The Lads™ are out out
We’ve done the research and they all deserved to get dumped tbh
What the careers advisors failed to tell you
A round of applause for the fittest couple to ever have existed pls
‘Sorry guys thanks for pointing that out x’
Someone at Nottingham spent £142 on sex toys
They offered a shopper free clothes before asking them to delete a tweet calling them out for it
@ing companies on Twitter because it’s easier to deal with their problems rather than your own
They’ll do anything for the money and tbh same
Her love life before the villa seems to be just as hectic
She’s worked with Stormzy and Chris and Kem
Get this – he once went to a ‘make your own pizza’ Pizza Express party AND WE HAVE THE PICS TO PROVE IT
Is Taylor Love Island’s next girl?
Maybe YOU could be the one to save Alex from an eternity of chronic loneliness?
Zara, Love Island’s new girl, has a job in Parliament as a government advisor
After 2016 and 2017, here’s everything you need to know about Boomtown 2018
Also, what is the optimum Instagram photo and profile picture size?
After 2016 and 2017, get ready for the Friday and Saturday lineups of London’s biggest summer festival
Houghton Festival 2017 was huge, so here is everything you need to know about this year’s offering
She actually said before entering the villa how she wouldn’t want to break up Wes and Laura…WELL
Love Island Australia is even crazier than the UK version of the show
The ages of Wes, Laura and Adam will shock you to your core
Every group has a tragic anti-hero who just can’t get laid
People were fainting and having panic attacks in the queue, others have claimed water was not in good supply
Oxbridge aren’t top two, for once
If this is how Northerners feel all the time then I’m good thanks
If I have to read one more ‘diss’ pun I’m going to scream and will probably never be able to stop
If you don’t agree with what we’ve chosen that’s chill
Football’s coming home (to do his laundry)
One of the suspensions was lifted last week
Hundreds of sad boys were entered, but there can only be one very sad winner
Tell me you wouldn’t want Sam Allardyce living in your uni house
Are you more Adi daddy or sadi daddy?
The university have admitted to being ‘clumsy’ in their handling of the situation
Why do they only ever wear the same grey Slazenger jumper?
You can’t pass it off as ‘boys being boys’
Rufaro Chisango, who is the only black student on her floor, also heard them shout ‘blacks should go back to picking cotton’
University lecturers across the country are striking due to a dispute over their pensions
Don’t even talk to me about ‘Greater London’
Can’t wait to see him in the smoking area with a Red Stripe
Not even deleting 48,000 tweets could save him
Apparently it could even improve your sex life
He really wants Oasis to get back together
She has nearly 60,000 followers on Instagram
Never forget the time someone was banned from Eduroam for illegally downloading Chicken Run
The one festive question you’ve always wanted to know the answer to
Customers who give cash tips are angels too pure for this sinful world
They can spot the one person in a crowd of hundreds who is out to cause harm
They also called her a ‘cotton picking fuck’
You may need dipping sauce for this
Literally EVERYONE is middle class
The comments were made in the “Young Liberal Society” Facebook group
Shockingly, Medicine and Engineering don’t feature
Last year they went as grapes but have since ‘matured’
It will never happen for you, but just in case
Lecturers are not happy
‘The funny side of Halloween is here!’
I knew I wasn’t making it up
The government are forcing unis to tackle safe space culture
Let’s be honest, they’re better than the actual club
It’s time to put your Greggs knowledge to the test
We’re all definitely about to die
What will I wear with my chinos now
‘There was a constant culture of fear and apathy’
Getting a Boots meal deal is borderline psychopathic
IS IT A BREAD ROLL OR IS IT A BARM I JUST DON’T KNOW ANYMORE
Waterproof trousers are not a look
Here are the bangers, now let’s get mashed
Half-arsed policies and tragic Instagrams? Of course you can have my vote!
Jonny Long
