A couple broke up on the third floor of the SU and somebody live-Yakked the whole thing
Cheese, nans and a whole lot of tears
Frankie TalbotThe third floor of the Students’ Union will never be the same. Today, it was rocked by a shock uncoupling, worse than Jennifer and Brad, worse than Britney and Justin, worse even than Zayn and Perry.
The entire colossal dump was documented by one brave, anonymous Yik-Yakker.
The scene of the crime
Our story begins with the narrator innocently working in the SU.
It seems like it’s all over…
But the couple can’t resist one last cuddle.
The cuddle quickly turns into a snuggle.
Our man doubts his skills.
The public demand the full story.
Epigram my arse
It wasn’t long before people started taking sides.
Whose side are you on? Were you there? If you’re the dumper or dumpee, a witness or maybe somebody’s nan then please get in touch with us at [email protected] or tweet us @TheTabBristol
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