I don’t care where you went on your gap year – you’re all the same wankers

Forget a University year abroad these guys are the classic gap year wankers.

Finished school and want to go to Uni but don’t really want to do it just yet?

These guys are your gurus for how not to succeed for a full year before eventually getting a degree.

The South East Asia Artisan 

These guys are the worst. Usually seeking some sort of cultural enlightenment but realistically falling in love with party drugs and beautiful landscape.

Fashion sense is another thing they think they’ve picked up on their travels but they’re usually wrong.

I hope you didn’t buy that, you look like a wanker

Fin told the Tab: “You only hate us cause you wish you’d done the same”.

I’m not jealous. He’s a wanker. Probably wasn’t that much fun anyway.

No one wants to come back from their holidays with Delhi-belly and a god complex.

The South American Wanderer 

This is essentially a more dangerous and less fun version of the South East Asia wanker – but equally insufferable.

Tough walk was it, In a shirt though? Probably a wanker.

And the wanderer probably became a coke head and ruined their life.

Most only go because they think The Strokes are the coolest band ever and totally want to be them. Or because they can’t actually say Machu Picchu without sounding like they’re going to visit a Pokemon.

Or they just go to have fun – I wanna go to Machu Picchu.

The African Philanthropist 

I don’t really have a leg to stand on here cause this was totally me.

I’m just such a good guy.

Beer Pong and Beaters. Legends.

It, like, totally changed my perspective on life though.

Apparently I never shut up about how I saved orphans and other unimportant stuff like that.

But they’re all just jealous. None of them found themselves like me. I think.

Probably.

The Ski Bum

These guys often never come back, lost to the addiction of big mountains and the famous après-ski debauchery.

If they have made it back then they are probably a wanker who does nothing but bore you about skiing and shit.

Yes Angus – you’re a wanker. Stop talking about it.

Angus Hardy, a first year wanker claims he used to be #lashingthroughthesnow – really?

They now live for the uni ski trip so they can return to their ‘playboy’ lifestyle.

It’s the little things in life.

The Workaholic 

He is a rare breed – and perhaps the most insufferable. I wish I had that drive.

He took a gap year and instead of finding himself he found his bank account and it’s a lot more gratifying than yours.

Popping bottles. Wanker

He may look smug, but so would you if you had taken a gap year and guaranteed yourself a graduate job.

Absolute tosser.