Clubbers of the week: Making friends in week ten
Because some of you got really friendly this week
Ellie WilsonThis has been a week of festive fun, with plenty of wintery themed nights for us all to attend. Christmas parties have been enjoyed (RIP to all of the Christmas parties now cancelled due to Boris’ Plan B) and naturally that means we have some very good photos for this week – we thank you now for your funny drunken antics.
Creeper of the week
This guy defied gravity just so he could appear in this photo
Runners up
Dude just wanted to walk by these people in peace, v polite smile
Idk why you hunched to get into the photo but I like the level of creeping you dedicated yourself to
Hero of the week
His mates know he’s hero, and now we do too
Runners up
This guy is feeling this song so much it actually gives me fomo – this is definitely a superhero power
All heros believe in spreading peace
Heroine of the week
All heroines have BDE
Runners up
Again, peace and love people
A fierce squad that could face off any Marvel bad guy
Third wheel of the week
When your mature student flatmate turns into your university dad and comes on all your first dates
Runners up
When you drag your flatmates out who have 9 am’s tomorrow
Wtf of the week
My face after I shot tequila
Runners up
Ngl I thought that stein was levitating for a good minute
When your mate starts pulling out those dance moves
Stunner of the week
These girls are wearing their paper hats and rightly so, stunners of the week deserve these crowns!
Runners up
Big smiles from these stunners
The prettiest trio
Album of the week
The holiday album you didn’t know you needed
Runners up
The glowstick represents the way music passes through us all
The vibes of this album cover are immaculate
Shark of the week
Peak romance
Runners up
When the camera catches you, so you try to catch the camera in return
Squad of the week
A duo is still a squad, and this squad believe in synchronicity
Runners up
Staring at this photo for too long reminds me of Where’s Wally
You have Santa in your squad – of course, we had to add you
Unhappy clubber of the week
He thought he’d won Boozy Bingo
Runners up
Girl on the right either really wanted to get a photo or really didn’t want to be there
Idk who you’re angry at, but I hope you resolved it over a stein
Best of the rest
I love that you’re all tipsy enough to be leaning ever so slightly to your left
I am loving your Christmas accessories
Image credits: Patrick Axe @ Axholme Media Productions
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