The cringiest posts from the Liverpool freshers page and group chat
Who’s ready to meet the fresh meat on campus?
Connie Compton-StewartResults day has been and gone and for those who slipped through the cracks of clearing and into the city of Liverpool's unis, the best years of their lives are about to begin.
In a desperate attempt to make friends they'll never meet and become the next BNOC of Vine Court, the freshers of 2018 are shit posting all over their Freshers pages and here are some of our favourites.
Why isn't meal deals an option? Sad reality is that most of them will have burnt through their loan by December and will be living off Carni breakfast powdered scrambled egg.
Shared straight from my mum's profile. I haven't seen resolution that poor since my Nokia 3310.
Lily Allen isn't going to save you now Nichole.
This is a freshers page not BBC Food for Christ's sake.
Meet you on the Raz crying step Jenny!
Good luck playing battle royale on eduroam bud.
JMU are offering some pretty obscure courses this year. What does inclusion coursework look like?
They're what?
If you're not buying a Mac you will become a social outcast.
Oh Katie…
John Moores are excited you'll be joining their Physics course.
Resident DJ is already making his moves
They realise this is a scam right?… right?
Sabrah is painfully southern #roadman
Is this what hypebeast means? Pill fiending freshers?
The king of subtle flirting
What a deal! Sign me up.
Welcome to the team first years. Wishing you the best of luck and politely requesting that you stay away from my seat in the library. Congratulations!
10 types of people you will meet in your first month at University of Liverpool
Holly BishopSome of them you will want to stay friends with until you graduate, others you might not…
From chef Dave to Sefton Park: Just 15 Liverpool equivalents to the Roman Empire
Anya CollinsNumber one is obviously The Raz queue
Staff member at the University of Liverpool blames strikes on ‘antagonistic’ management
Freya SharpThe staff member said the walk outs were ‘easily avoidable’
Uni of Liverpool student dies in van crash on first day of term
Alex Norman18-year-old Juan Lima was described as ‘a citizen of the world’
Liverpool student faces prison after attacking 12-year-old boy on a bouncy castle
Mason Clague has denied the attack
This is what your favourite night out in Liverpool says about you
From techno to cheese, we’re here to break down the stereotypes of the best Liverpool nights out
Stop what you’re doing: The Liverpool Tab is recruiting new writers and we want you
Our open meeting is on Thursday 28th September at 6pm and you’re invited
University of Liverpool moves up four places in The Times Good University Guide
We’re back in the top 30!
University of Liverpool strike dates confirmed for the first week of term
Members will strike for five days in September
Liverpool student who received donation from Jack Grealish for treatment dies of leukaemia
Dylan Lamb died despite huge amounts raised on GoFundMe for life saving treatment in America
University of Liverpool incorrectly told 119 students they had a place at the uni
Phoebe KowhaiThe uni then sent a follow up email hours later revoking the places
Everything you need to know about Uni of Liverpool that the prospectus won’t tell you
You won’t be able to survive or thrive without this
Millie Stanyer
Ewan Wilson
Applications to join The Liverpool Tab’s editorial team are now OPEN
Applications close Sunday 28th May
UCU marking boycott confirmed to commence at all Liverpool universities
The boycott comes into force from today (April 20th)
Liverpool Students’ Union pub announces students with mullets will no longer be allowed in
Miriam MirtorabiMullets cancelled? Yes please
Which item from the Liverpool Lidl Bakery are you most like?
Jon NieldFrom our *very* accurate analysis of the Lime Street Lidl
Meet Joker Out — the ‘shagadelic’ Slovenian rock group ready to take Liverpool by storm at Eurovision 2023
They’re missing uni so they can come to Liverpool for Eurovision
A dramatic recap of the Whole Zara McDermott and Sam Thompson cheating scandal
anotherstephenRemember when she kept posting open love notes on Instagram to him?
Co-star romances and age-gap relationships: All of Paul Hollywood’s biggest controversies
Lydia Spencer-ElliottHe’s back handing out handshakes on another series of The Great British Bake Off
Boo! These are officially the most haunted UK unis in 2023, based on ghost sightings
Emily SmithThere have been 59 ghost sightings at one UK uni
MAFS gossip column: Jordan responds to fight scandal and cast knew each other before the show?!
Hayley SoenThe drama really never ends!
Tour buses and family dramas: A brief history of One Direction’s run-ins with the law
Liam Payne has just had his driver’s license suspended
‘You’re scared to step outside’: Two women share their stories of being stalked at uni
This doesn’t only happen to celebrities like Holly Willoughby
Another one! People spot a further editing error in MAFS questioning a staged dinner
Nothing is sacred anymore
Um, the video of Georges squatting has been revealed and you absolutely have to watch it
Ellie RingGive this man all the baguettes
Attention pickpocket! The uni cities where you’re most likely to have your phone stolen
I’m switching back to a Nokia brick after this
Meet Lauren Sintes: The 27-year-old model joining the cast of Made in Chelsea
Of course she’s well connected with most of the cast
Rugby boys and the cleaning rota: Just 19 uni things that are none of my business
The hygiene rating of my fave kebab shop has nothing to do with me!
From secret hookups to cheating: All the biggest bombshells from the Love Is Blind reunion
I’m in shock at all of these
Why do posh people sleep with all their mates? A very serious investigation
The Made in Chelsea mayhem has gone on long enough
‘You’ve made a c*** of yourself’: Shona shares off-screen chat that saw Brad axed from MAFS
‘Bradley said he was behaving like a caged animal’
MAFS UK star Chanita Stephenson calls out the current cast for being a ‘bit too wild!’
She thinks they’re on the show ‘for fun’ and are not ‘focusing on their marriages’
‘Go f**k yourself’: Luke calls out ‘snake’ in MAFS cast who ‘sold’ story of him having a fight
It was revealed today Luke has been removed from the show following a physical fight
Luke has been AXED from Married at First Sight UK following physical fight with Jordan
The incident was caught on camera