
Clubbers of the Week: Raving with the freshers
I’ve been to Juicy but I’ve never been to Heebies
It's been a long, hot summer but we've traded it in for getting sweaty in Liverpool's clubs again. Only this time, we've got some different faces, eager to make their appearance here.
When you spot the first Clubbers of this year in your newsfeed

Let's go
Look at them, so young and full of hope

Before they're crippled by 2:1 desires and student debt
Newest beauties on campus

*insert heart eyes emoji*
Most committed to the theme of the week

Liverpool's new signing is an interesting fella
Clubbers most likely to be having the first flatmate tiff of the year

"What do you mean, we can't watch Peep Show on the big TV?"
And the newbies that are already too big for their boots

You're not gonna beat up any third years, trust
Sesh-head of the week

Raving and definitely misbehaving
The more you look at these pictures, the weirder they get

The less said the better
Noticing that bitch from your old school out in freshers

If only she'd actually gone to Bristol
Hair admirer of the week

She just wants to know how it's in-tact after the rain
Most innovative way to protect the only tea-towel your mom gave you

This ain't cleaning up Charlie's chunder from pres
I can't bear to see photobombs like this

So darn sneaky
And finally, our reaction to Wetherspoons' plan to take Jägerbombs off the menu

Get to fuck Tim Martin

10 types of people you will meet in your first month at University of Liverpool
Some of them you will want to stay friends with until you graduate, others you might not…

From chef Dave to Sefton Park: Just 15 Liverpool equivalents to the Roman Empire
Number one is obviously The Raz queue

Staff member at the University of Liverpool blames strikes on ‘antagonistic’ management
The staff member said the walk outs were ‘easily avoidable’

Uni of Liverpool student dies in van crash on first day of term
18-year-old Juan Lima was described as ‘a citizen of the world’

Liverpool student faces prison after attacking 12-year-old boy on a bouncy castle
Mason Clague has denied the attack

This is what your favourite night out in Liverpool says about you
From techno to cheese, we’re here to break down the stereotypes of the best Liverpool nights out

Stop what you’re doing: The Liverpool Tab is recruiting new writers and we want you
Our open meeting is on Thursday 28th September at 6pm and you’re invited

University of Liverpool moves up four places in The Times Good University Guide
We’re back in the top 30!

University of Liverpool strike dates confirmed for the first week of term
Members will strike for five days in September

Liverpool student who received donation from Jack Grealish for treatment dies of leukaemia
Dylan Lamb died despite huge amounts raised on GoFundMe for life saving treatment in America

University of Liverpool incorrectly told 119 students they had a place at the uni
The uni then sent a follow up email hours later revoking the places

Everything you need to know about Uni of Liverpool that the prospectus won’t tell you
You won’t be able to survive or thrive without this

Applications to join The Liverpool Tab’s editorial team are now OPEN
Applications close Sunday 28th May

UCU marking boycott confirmed to commence at all Liverpool universities
The boycott comes into force from today (April 20th)

Liverpool Students’ Union pub announces students with mullets will no longer be allowed in
Mullets cancelled? Yes please

Which item from the Liverpool Lidl Bakery are you most like?
From our *very* accurate analysis of the Lime Street Lidl

Meet Joker Out — the ‘shagadelic’ Slovenian rock group ready to take Liverpool by storm at Eurovision 2023
They’re missing uni so they can come to Liverpool for Eurovision

A dramatic recap of the Whole Zara McDermott and Sam Thompson cheating scandal
Remember when she kept posting open love notes on Instagram to him?

Co-star romances and age-gap relationships: All of Paul Hollywood’s biggest controversies
He’s back handing out handshakes on another series of The Great British Bake Off

Boo! These are officially the most haunted UK unis in 2023, based on ghost sightings
There have been 59 ghost sightings at one UK uni

MAFS gossip column: Jordan responds to fight scandal and cast knew each other before the show?!
The drama really never ends!

Tour buses and family dramas: A brief history of One Direction’s run-ins with the law
Liam Payne has just had his driver’s license suspended

‘You’re scared to step outside’: Two women share their stories of being stalked at uni
This doesn’t only happen to celebrities like Holly Willoughby

Another one! People spot a further editing error in MAFS questioning a staged dinner
Nothing is sacred anymore

Um, the video of Georges squatting has been revealed and you absolutely have to watch it
Give this man all the baguettes

Attention pickpocket! The uni cities where you’re most likely to have your phone stolen
I’m switching back to a Nokia brick after this

Meet Lauren Sintes: The 27-year-old model joining the cast of Made in Chelsea
Of course she’s well connected with most of the cast

Rugby boys and the cleaning rota: Just 19 uni things that are none of my business
The hygiene rating of my fave kebab shop has nothing to do with me!

From secret hookups to cheating: All the biggest bombshells from the Love Is Blind reunion
I’m in shock at all of these

Why do posh people sleep with all their mates? A very serious investigation
The Made in Chelsea mayhem has gone on long enough

‘You’ve made a c*** of yourself’: Shona shares off-screen chat that saw Brad axed from MAFS
‘Bradley said he was behaving like a caged animal’

MAFS UK star Chanita Stephenson calls out the current cast for being a ‘bit too wild!’
She thinks they’re on the show ‘for fun’ and are not ‘focusing on their marriages’

‘Go f**k yourself’: Luke calls out ‘snake’ in MAFS cast who ‘sold’ story of him having a fight
It was revealed today Luke has been removed from the show following a physical fight

Luke has been AXED from Married at First Sight UK following physical fight with Jordan
The incident was caught on camera