Reading this = micro-cheating
Why would I wake up 15 mins earlier than I have to?
Not even deleting 48,000 tweets could save him
Krave is the fuckboy of the cereal world – you just can’t help going back for more
Yes Lewis Hamilton, I am talking to you
He really wants Oasis to get back together
Fetch me a bellini, Xerxes
Only eight per cent of Exeter students are BME
LSE accepted a £1.5m gift from Colonel Gaddafi’s son
Finally, a league table that Oxbridge won’t top
If you’re from Sheffield or Nottingham look away now
You’re all horrible
Only one university offered a specific Black British history module
So this is why we’re all broke
Not every uni has a zero tolerance policy
Could I be anymore upset
What a waste
If you give an American a sausage and bean melt they will immediately be sick
Good cos I’m on my fifth cup by 10am
Apparently it’s normal to meet the parents after three months
Diyora Shadijanova
Annie Lord
Jonny Long
The Tab
Greg Barradale
Lucy Woodham
Yusuf Khan
Charlotte Spear
Bobby Palmer