The results are in: Ink is the worst thing about Trent
Like we needed to tell you
Unsurprising to most, Ink the grimy replacement of Gatecrasher,has been voted the worst thing about Trent.
Maybe it’s the location, maybe it’s the endless promoting or maybe you don’t want to feel like you’ve just done an intense session on a stair master – it’s all just terrible.
Ink stole almost half the votes to be awarded the dishonour of first place.
With 43% of the vote, the most annoying club in Nottingham blazed the competition, overtaking the revolving doors that plague the city campus and the shenanigans of those Rugby lads coming in at 14.73% and 12.16%, respectively.
Economics third year and irregular Ink visitor Ali Morin told The Tab: “It’s rare that I regret a night out but I couldn’t even watch my own snapchat story the next day”.
Tesco Express and their shameful stock levels of Everyday Value Vodka came in last place proving that your health isn’t really a priority around Trent but getting drunk on a budget is.
See the full results below:
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Rufaro Chisango, who is the only black student on her floor, also heard them shout ‘blacks should go back to picking cotton’
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