It’s official: Matthew Bennett and Em Cockshutt are 2016’s Ultimate Warwick Tens

It’s official: pole dancing legend and all round beauty Matthew Bennet is officially the ultimate Warwick Ten.

Em Cockshutt was the highest placed female in the voting, coming third overall.

Meanwhile Hunky rower Tristan Latarche came made up the top three after securing second place in the list.

THE WARWICK TENNERS

Matthew Bennett

Matthew was “bewildered” with his hard-fought victory, saying: “I really didn’t expect this to happen. I always thought of myself as a solid 7/10 with good lighting, so its a bit of a shock.

“I’d like to thank whoever nominated me – plus everyone who has given me their support. I both love and hate you all. Also shout-out to Warwick Pole, I hope you’re all happy now! The first person to bring this up in lessons is doing conditioning for the rest of the hour. Also shout-out to Dougie in particular for putting up with me for so long.”

He will no doubt will be celebrating with a BBQ, like this:

Saucy

Or doing a celebrating dance, like this:

I can do that

Second place – Tristan Latarche

Tristan said: “Lol, that’s a surprise. I only have two friends and one of them voted for someone else. I’d like to thank anyone that had faith in me. We achieved this together.”

Em Cockshutt

Em was thrilled to finish as the highest place female, saying: “I’m bloody shocked, not gonna lie. Lucy and Megan are totally peng so didn’t think I stood a chance, and so are the rest of the gals. I was shocked to even be nominated. I ain’t no ten and would give meself a six at best.

“Thanks to all my mates who knew that all the answers I gave in the article were totes jokez, and didn’t think I was a mega gimp. When I next drink I might have more of ma funky fruitz than usual and go extra HAM.”

Second place – Roma Kayla Vicchi

Roma said: “Well this is pretty cool. I find it quite funny I really wanted to win though. Of course personality is way ore important than aesthetics, but it’s nice saying I was on Warwick Ten.”