Which MAMA MIA! song is your Warwick halls?

Yes, living in Coventry is JUST AS GOOD as living on a Greek island with Meryl Streep, and I'm willing to fight anyone that says otherwise.

This is The Tab Warwick’s latest assassination attempt on your final two braincells. But this is not information you want, this is information you NEED. So, without further ado, which MAMA MIA! song is your Warwick halls?

Bluebell – Money, Money, Money

Guess it really is a rich man's world, huh?

Money, Money, Money, or £700 approximately, will land you a sweet spot in the haven that is Bluebell. Easily the best looking accommodation on campus, Bluebell is hard to miss. But, on second glance it seems to come with a certain air of coldness. Yes, you have green mood lighting, but at what price?*

*No, the answer is not £700

Claycroft – Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

Imagine living within walking distance of a whole Greggs.

Gimme, gimme, gimme those sweet Tesco prices. Tired of the daylight robbery going on at Rootes Grocery? Then Claycroft is the place for you, perfectly positioned for a quick haul, it's the only campus accommodation with such beautiful proximity to Tesco. Unless you count Tocil. Which, lets face it, you definitely aren't.

Cryfield – The Winner Takes It All

When you play the Warwick allocation game, you win or you die. There is no middle ground.

ABBA had a point with this one. The winner truly does take it all, and Cryfield, it wasn't you.

Westwood – S.O.S.

S.O.S all you want, nobody can hear you all the way from Westwood.

If living near the post-room is the only positive thing you have to say about your accommodation, then something isn't quite right. At first, you'll try to make do with what you have. But, by week three you'll be trying to sell off your ASOS free delivery for a space on the shuttle bus. S.O.S. indeed.

Jack Martin/Arthur Vick – Take A Chance On Me

Underrated couple tbh

Just like Rosie and Bill, Jack Martin and Arthur Vick are the most underrated players in the game. Close to central campus, they afford all the ease of Rootes, minus the whole one-toilet-between-ten-people scenario. Take a chance on them. When you're dropping a nasty one in the comfort of your own ensuite, you won't regret it.

Whitefields – Why Did It Have To Be Me

The eternal question

Like some relic of a distant, tragic past, Whitefields is an eyesore located on central campus. If the idea of living in a tic-tac box appeals to you, give it a go. If not, avoid at all costs.

Lakeside – Super Trouper

Only real super troupers would be able to hack treking to lectures and back every. Single. Day. Truly inspirational stuff.

Redfern – When I Kissed The Teacher

#notmymamamia

Like opening a feel good musical movie with a mediocre song, in the stuffy halls of Oxford; Redfern will leave you confused, concerned, and perhaps a little bit disgusted. It exists on the fringes of Warwick society, like your weird third cousin, or bootcut jeans. Better to forget it entirely.

Old Rootes – Mama Mia! (OG Version)

Reflecting on last night's snapchat stories

Is that a fire within my soul, or last night's Jägerbombs making a reappearance? Who knows. Proving that old truly is gold, OG Rootes is the Meryl Streep of Warwick Campus; iconic, inimitable… legendary.

New Rootes – Mama Mia! (Lily James Version)

Nice try, honey.

Trying to capitalise on the magic of it's predecessor, New Rootes is a newer, glossier version of the OG Rootes. It's a good copy, there's no denying that, but a copy nonetheless. Could be worse though, you could be in Westwood.

Sherbourne – Dancing Queen

A bop for the ages

Like Dancing Queen, you don't hear about Sherbourne often. But, when you do, it's always good reviews. All the beauty of Bluebell, but with none of the pretentiousness, Sherbourne's residents are the calmest of the lot.

Heronbank – Waterloo

Sometimes you don't win when you lose. You just lose. I would comment more on Heronbank, but there is literally nothing to draw on. It's like a black hole that only absorbs itself. Who knows what's on the other side.

Tocil – Without Love

She doesn't even go here

This isn't even an ABBA song but you wouldn't know that, would you? The same way you probably won't know what Tocil is, unless you are unfortunate enough to live there.