Sport Stereotype: Womens Lacrosse

Here is the next instalment of sports stereotypes: the girls LAX player. As ever, we have our stereotype rater at the bottom. Rate 5 if you’ve met this person, 1 if you think it’s balderdash.


Most likely to spend their time: pretending they’re playing sport

Most likely to be wearing: a gumshield

Most likely to be reading: Ludwig Wittgenstein’s Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus (sausage…)

Most likely item to grab in a fire: Their hair straighteners, because they started the fire.

Most likely chat up line: ‘But Lax is a real sport’

Most likely relationship status: Taken (‘but LAX comes first’)

Most likely school to have attended: any school where door handles are prohibited.

Most likely to be out on a: Simple. Wednesday.

Most likely place to be found on a night out: sweating on the d-floor (exercise is exercise)

Most likely song to have on their iPod: motivational speech recorded by Daddy

Most likely to be studying: they’re not really sure

Most likely college to be in: Cuths

Most likely to be eating: not much

Most likely to be drinking: not much

Most likely to refuse to: give head (calories)

Most likely to be kicked out of the club for: boring the bouncer