Durham’s Funny Freshers Group Posts
Some sweet, stupid and slightly odd Fresher’s had some funny moments on Facebook in the build up to the fresher invasion – Vincent Lim rounds up the best.
Vincent LimPrepare to be shamed, Facebook spammers of Duzza.
Freshers, you know you saw those posts asking how many printers to bring, demanding to know the exact dimensions of a single bed, and asking ‘what the hell is Klute?’.
To save you the time and effort, we’ve trawled Durham’s freshers groups in search of the most ridiculous questions and cringe-worthy posts. Here they are!
Full white tie, duh.
What no-sharking policy?
On the prowl for some big boys.
Thanks for sharing.
Mary’s.
So who’s going to break it to him?
No, it’s never too early to plan tent-sharing with people you’ve never met.
Four wooden and a fairly bent-out-of-shape metal one.
Only three? I also like to live dangerously.
‘Snake enthusiasts’
This is exactly what your Durham halloween plans say about you as a student
Jolie TabernerTrick or treaters are girl mathing x
A man has admitted to stealing mail from St Mary’s College after entering as a trespasser
Hannah FergusonThe defendant denied stealing from South College on the same day
Durham University post-grad student jailed for grooming 13-year-old girl with autism
Cory BroadbentSitikantha Mohanty, 50, was on a student visa studying business administration
Durham Student Union ranked worst for representing students’ academic interests
An academic officer said Durham is ‘not good at listening to its students’
Here’s what your fave Durham late-night takeaway says about you as a student
Caitlin JamesBeware the Paddy’s fans
Thinking about joining us? Here are six reasons why you should write for The Durham Tab!
Katie HeckelsCome to our open meeting at 6pm at The Library Bar on Thursday 5th October
Durham Union will attend Freshers’ Fair following two year ban
The decision recognised the Union’s improvements in equality, diversity, and inclusion
Durham ranked as worst uni in England and Wales for social inclusion, new league table finds
However, the uni placed seventh nationally and The Times named it as the best university in the North East
Durham Uni students to receive all marks in November following end of marking boycott
Those who took a resit can expect their results in September
Durham Uni places in top five for 10 subjects, 2024 Guardian University Guide shows
Its physics department is second only to Oxford
Durham Uni staff may strike in September following end of marking boycott
The strikes come after the UCU rejected the offer of a five per cent pay award
Nine students owe Durham Uni over £6000 for unreturned library books
One student alone owes the uni £890
Venue cleared of three out of four charges over ‘senseless and avoidable’ Olivia Burt death
Pieter SnepvangersThe jury has now begun its deliberations
The 10 things about Durham that shocked me as an international student
Vernice NgYes, Durham really is advertised to us as Hogwarts
I tried the viral TikTok Milan pasta and this is how it went
Spoiler: it was the best meal of my entire life
Durham Duz Dance 003: From Durham student to international DJ John B
Avantika SoodBag degree. Try and become a DJ. If that doesn’t work out, become a cellular biologist
Durham Duz Dance 002: Zero Sammy Virjins
Wondering who Sammy Virji is and why Durham students will pay 50 quid to see him?
Durham student’s death in queue for nightclub was ‘preventable’, prosecutors say
Olivia Burt died five years ago after an ‘unsuitable’ screen collapsed on her
anotherstephen
Co-star romances and age-gap relationships: All of Paul Hollywood’s biggest controversies
Lydia Spencer-ElliottHe’s back handing out handshakes on another series of The Great British Bake Off
Boo! These are officially the most haunted UK unis in 2023, based on ghost sightings
Emily SmithThere have been 59 ghost sightings at one UK uni
MAFS gossip column: Jordan responds to fight scandal and cast knew each other before the show?!
Hayley SoenThe drama really never ends!
Tour buses and family dramas: A brief history of One Direction’s run-ins with the law
Liam Payne has just had his driver’s license suspended
‘You’re scared to step outside’: Two women share their stories of being stalked at uni
This doesn’t only happen to celebrities like Holly Willoughby
Another one! People spot a further editing error in MAFS questioning a staged dinner
Nothing is sacred anymore
Um, the video of Georges squatting has been revealed and you absolutely have to watch it
Ellie RingGive this man all the baguettes
Attention pickpocket! The uni cities where you’re most likely to have your phone stolen
I’m switching back to a Nokia brick after this
Meet Lauren Sintes: The 27-year-old model joining the cast of Made in Chelsea
Of course she’s well connected with most of the cast
Rugby boys and the cleaning rota: Just 19 uni things that are none of my business
The hygiene rating of my fave kebab shop has nothing to do with me!
From secret hookups to cheating: All the biggest bombshells from the Love Is Blind reunion
I’m in shock at all of these
Why do posh people sleep with all their mates? A very serious investigation
The Made in Chelsea mayhem has gone on long enough
‘You’ve made a c*** of yourself’: Shona shares off-screen chat that saw Brad axed from MAFS
‘Bradley said he was behaving like a caged animal’
MAFS UK star Chanita Stephenson calls out the current cast for being a ‘bit too wild!’
She thinks they’re on the show ‘for fun’ and are not ‘focusing on their marriages’
‘Go f**k yourself’: Luke calls out ‘snake’ in MAFS cast who ‘sold’ story of him having a fight
It was revealed today Luke has been removed from the show following a physical fight