The Tignes Choice Awards 2014
The Tab has trawled through all the photos from the last week to bring you the best and the worst from the slopes
Best On-Piste Outfit
This boy is getting it right, and co-ordination is key. The matching helmet, salopettes, gloves and poles combined with contrasting goggles and skis makes for very flare gears.
Worst On-Piste Outfit
Wearing a T-shirt in the snow is not even acceptable for the ESF instructors with their rippling muscles and St Tropez tans. And we should all perhaps think twice before proclaiming oneself a ‘baller’.
Coolest Headgear
No one really knew who this kid was. Some say he was the son of the French President. Some say lived on the mountain with the wolves. Some say he was only two years old. Kid, The Tab congratulates you.
Best of the Pool Party
These Pool Party participants have done an excellent job in avoiding the post-Christmas paunch and providing valuable eye candy for the rest of us.
The Rest of the Pool Party
The Tab is not sure in whose mind a Pool Party post-Christmas gluttony seemed like a good idea, but respect to these guys for attempting to make the most if it. You are far braver than most.
Best Off-Piste Outfit
Keeping it simple on the Opening Night Party in a bright statement-tee. Plus he just looks so happy to be there.
Worst Off-Piste Outfit
This photo goes to show that the indefatigable Durham twat mantra of ‘let’s wear matching blazers cos we’re lads’ is unfortunately easily transferable abroad.
Best Retro Gear
Hatfield, Cuth’s and Hild Bede take this one with a taste of their retro skiwear day on Thursday. Very flare.
Keenest Uni Sports Team
DUHC win this one hands-down, not only bringing their strips to the Alps but a couple of graduated players too. They had a social on the Wednesday night that resulted in lots of cringe chanting and vomit all over Saloon’s pool table.
Best Fancy Dress
Post-apocalypse is not any easy theme but these boys have done it in style. The Tab just hopes they enacted a ‘Power Rangers, Power Up’ style entrance when they arrived.
Worst Fancy Dress
The only apocalypse related ordeal these girls seemed to have endured is an attack of three-year olds armed with red sharpies.