Fittest Fresher 2014: The Girls
After a year away from your eager eyes, Fittest Fresher is back with some of the finest faces ever to grace the cobbles of the Bailey and the wilderness of the Hill.
Is Eloise Scott seriously hot or does Megan O’Mara get you harda? Is Nina Jones hot enough to scald or is Elly Neale the real deal? You decide.
Whichever fittie takes your fancy, vote for her and give her the chance to win FREE ENTRY TO LOVESHACK for the rest of THE YEAR. That way, you’ll know where she can be found every Wednesday night…
We asked the girls a few questions about what they like to help you on your way.
Eloise Scott
Photography by Fred Ahern
Cuths, studying Modern Languages and from Cambridge
Relationship Status: Taken
Favourite Chat-up Line? There isn’t a single chat-up line I’d stick around long enough to listen to.
Favourite Sex Position? Doggy
Top notch rig or killer chat? Killer chat (and bum).
Guilty pleasure? No guilt. Philadelphia in every meal. And Fleetwood Mac.
Party trick? Jersey turnpike dance.
Slow and gentle, or hard and fast? Bit of both. Who wants it gentle?!
Megan O’Mara
Photography by Fred Ahern
Jo Butler, studying Archaeology and from Cambridgeshire
Relationship Status: Single
Favourite Chat-up Line? How many camels can I buy you for?
Favourite Sex Position? The Crouching Tiger.
Top notch rig or killer chat? Killer chat.
Guilty pleasure? Daily Mail.
Party trick? Cadbury Eyebrows Advert
Slow and gentle, or hard and fast? Mix it up.
Emily Johnson
Photography by Fred Ahern
Cuths, studying Economics and from Holywood (it’s near Belfast)
Relationship Status: Waiting for David Beckham
Favourite Chat-up Line? Did you just fart cos you’ve blown me away!
Favourite Sex Position? Irish three-legged turnpike
Top notch rig or killer chat? Killer chat.
Guilty pleasure? Ryan Gosling. Actually…that’s a lie. I don’t regret him at all.
Party trick? I can fit my fist in my mouth.
Slow and gentle, or hard and fast? Anything goes.
Alexandra Brogan
Photography by Fred Ahern
Hatfield, studying Law and from Edinburgh
Relationship Status: Single
Favourite Chat-up Line? How much does a polar bear weigh? (Enough to break the ice…)
Favourite Sex Position? Spontaneity is half the fun.
Top notch rig or killer chat? Both.
Guilty pleasure? Hugh Grant.
Party trick? Eyebrow Mexican Wave
Slow and gentle, or hard and fast? Mix it up
Elly Neale
Photography by Fred Ahern
Hatfield, studying Geography and from London
Relationship Status: Single
Favourite Chat-up Line? Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cos I can see myself in your pants.
Favourite Sex Position? How can you possibly have one?
Top notch rig or killer chat? Killer chat
Guilty pleasure? Creepy tinder-ing.
Party trick? An awful magic trick that makes me feel like Houdini.
Slow and gentle, or hard and fast? Mood dependent.
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