Glasgow Clubbers of the Week
Where did all the couples go?
Guys, it’s week Six.
This means that for the selected lucky few of us, READING WEEK HAS ARRIVED. Prepare for a week full of sleep, dominoes, hangovers and panic as you realise you actually have a hell of a lot o work due in week seven.
I’m not sure where all the couples have vanished to in the past week, I can only assume everyone was trying to get out of anything slightly serious before they had to face the big V day. The Wankers have also gone into hiding this week, probably all having a wee cheeky nandos and a catch up.
Anyway, it’s time to start your week of procrastination the right way, clubbers of the week is here baby.
Wankers of the Week
nails
Squads of the Week
i’ve never seen someone pull off a foot cast so well, no messin’
fanciest squad aboot
Hold up, the squad has arrived and everyone is on fleek, kapow
intimidatingly hot squad
Creepers of the Week
how u doin
caught
10 mins into bamboo n chill n he fires this one @ u
Happiest of the Week
aw
Finally, a clubber who’s happy to be just married
#happyheadtilt #artistic #iloveviper
Saddest of the Week
why so grumpy
Photobombs of the week
i’ll take a pint o whatever she is having
classic
Heroes of the week
when you lose your bestie 2 the tongue
Stunners of the Week
boy band heart-breaker material
someone find them a red carpet
he pouts, he scores
the bar is too high these days
Couples of the Week
so in love with being in LOVE
feeling lucky to have such a man
Dancers of the Week
most complex shapes being cut ft snog
Lads of the week
here we, HERE WE
WTFs of the Week
biggest catch of the week
not sure how this made it into a clubbers album
why does it look so right for him to be topless here?
Best of the Rest
Mixing the teapot pose up this week, much talent, much flare
Coldest clubbers of the week
Dj Dad
Luckiest man of the week
Hottest goss of the week
muzzle of the week
stoners of the week #420
riders of the week #yehaw
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