She’s attending every made-up event we’ve seen

‘I feel most international when I drink and actually know how to do it’

We see more sunrises than you

We call them Yale-stagrams

Happy hangover

Forget language barriers when there are shots to be fired

What do you do when the GHeav line extends past Toad’s?

They literally just loitered on Harvard’s campus

‘We just want to fucking beat Harvard’

And yes, we’ll be able to tell if you don’t actually go to Yale

We put together this banger to make your lives a little easier

Why do they always want to talk about economic crises?

Doing leg day with the most ripped man at Yale

‘They don’t deserve this’

He only played Billy Elliot in Billy Elliot

I once saw someone making out with a freshman who was dressed as Shrek

And we were kind of disappointed