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It’s like a The Thick of It sketch
Mate it’s just down the road
Sorry do you have any soy milk
Clubbing isn’t just for young people
Mate it’s my last one
‘What on earth is a modal verb?’
Yeah, you’re crying again
It’s hit 100,000 signatures
It’s an upskirt shot
Guys he thinks we’re basic
‘Hey what’s up’
‘He told my boyfriend he had been watching me’
Sure, it’s probably a waste of packaging
The American has suggested banning Muslims from the US
Emma Watson, Caitlin Moran and J.K. Rowling have already signed
This one’s like Skyscanner for taxis
Students can leave if they worry that the content will be ‘distressing’
It’s basically all wrapped up now
‘Extending services is not going to save any more lives’
Confessions of relationships that went wrong
Reaction to the Protein World ads highlighted a need for change
We all know what it’s like to be the less popular sibling
And ‘racking up’ matches you don’t reply to
It’s a nationwide campaign
You can do it online
US news site TMZ broke the news at around 5.50pm
Today, the Daily Mail has pitched Kate Moss against Naomi Campbell
It was invented by a Nobel Prize-winning scientist
It’s set in New York and stars Eddie Redmayne
The latest campaign is the end of my sympathy
It’s called the Cheerleader Effect
Only half of 18 – 34 year olds say they’re certain to vote
He wore them on his holidays
26-year old Ben Innes sent messages to friends this morning
‘It makes you continuously nervous’
Some yelled “rubbish” at her
Yo I’ll tell you what we want what we really really want
He looks haunted
Well at least he’s having fun
And loads of money
‘I refuse to live my life in fear’
He wouldn’t play catch, that’s for sure
It would be like a utopia
Omg I just saw my mate
Spelling’s different, but that doesn’t stop the haters
People are calling it ‘nauseating’
Every little helps
The mental health crisis isn’t about vanity
It made me feel dizzy
Tfl expecting a ‘rowdy’ environment
They’re calling it his Zingle
‘Caitlin Moran is a godsend’ – all men
She says he’s destroying staff morale
A union is planning a protest for Saturday
The CEO of Apple was there
The Guardian has unearthed some figures about ‘millennials’
But I’d never go out with anyone who uses them in texts
A study says we’re all horrible pessimists
Hackers and activists seem to have leaked messages to a US news site
They’re using the hashtag #WECount
But who even uses ‘like’ any more?
They’re calling the campaign ‘grab a granny’
They called it the Titsee Index
She wrote Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
I just cannot look away
Anyone who does it is violating the Equality Act
One of its stars listens to opera while tossing banknotes around his room
‘It’s not that I’m scared of people, but masses of them do make me anxious’
Change the record tbh
‘Are her boobs real?’
It only takes a millisecond to work out if we fancy someone
Some idiots yesterday said it was Vienna
Geographical location isn’t that important, obviously
CEO Tim Cook has sent an email round to employees outlining the gameplan
The guy from Foals is really nice
She wants to learn more about feminism
The To Kill A Mockingbird author has died aged 89
‘Sometimes, things seem like they’re moving very slowly, when they’re not’
Tim Cook called the request “chilling”
She’s standing up for women and we’re still saying she’s a fake
Hermione and Ron broke up
People in their 20s can’t save money and we’ll never buy a house
Drinks with ‘this one’
‘I was a real sack of shit as a teenager’
I can’t even find a recent photograph of it
They’re just insecure
You can be messaging all day and your boss won’t have a clue
It’s a free country
And what are they doing with their hands?
So you’re giving up chocolate again?